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| Steve Allen b: New York, New York, Dec 36, 1921 American. TV Personality, Songwriter. Versatile entertainer know for ad-libbed witticisms; early host of Tonight Show, "I've Got a Secret".
Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar. Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots. If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in the United States would have to be killed tomorrow. If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war.In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders. Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances. The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake. |
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