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| Phyllis Diller
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. |
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