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| Lily Tomlin
Eternity is just Time on an ego trip. Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past. I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework. If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed. Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then - we elected them.Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year, everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth. The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? |
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