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| Lenny Bruce
A lot of people say to me, Why did you kill Christ? I dunno... it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know. We killed him because he didn't want to become a doctor, that's why we killed him. All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world was tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up. The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. |
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