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| Jay London
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock. Do you know it was a year a ago today? I dated a partially nude model, and she did a half-assed job. I had a very lonely New Year's this year, I had to watch my own balls drop. I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm. I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else. I saw a stationery store move. I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out. I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling. I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. Virgo, and a real Virgo. Nit picky, cranky, cantankerous, fidgety, neurotic. All of the above, but that's good. |
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