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Elayne Boosler

b: New York, New York, Aug 18, 1952

American. Comedian. Stand-up comedian with 4 Showtime specials; noted for her sound delivery style.

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.