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| Dick Gregory
America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don't misuse a household pet. I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark.I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly
country.In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport. Just being a Negro doesn't qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine. Last year, I deducted 10, 697 cartons of cigarettes as a business expense. The tax man said, "Don’t ever let us catch you without a cigarette in your hand." We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn't it either. I'm going to be an American Citizen. First class. We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn't think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre. When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps. |
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