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Billy Crystal


  • "Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place."

  • Change is such hard work.

  • I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.

  • I said to my doctor last week, "My penis is burning." He said, "That just means someone's talking about it."

  • I'm comfortable being old . . . being black . . . being Jewish.

  • When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

  • Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place.

  • You look marvelous.

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