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Bette Midler


  • "Fuck'em if they can't take a joke!"

  • "In the fight between you and the world, back the world."

  • After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

  • Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?"

  • Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

  • I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.

  • I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

  • I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

  • I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot. I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.

  • I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

  • I never know how much of what I say is true.

  • I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.

  • I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.

  • If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

  • My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

  • Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

  • The worst part of success is to try finding someone who is happy for you.

  • Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.

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