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| Benny Hill
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already
born?I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.What do you call a man who marries another man?
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