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| Andy Richter
I have an aunt Pat, and she was the celebrity of my childhood. She had a bunch of husbands and would swear, and she dated Robert Goulet. I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. You should have your own talk show. And I think, no thank you. Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there. Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician. There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns. We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain, that's just, you're trying to show off or something. That's ridiculous. Well, South Carolina isn't exactly a bastion of openmindedness. |
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